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Updated on 28/08/2020
A LUNCH WITH GOD
Audio INTRODUCTION to The Matchbox ARUN LAKSHMANAN
Anecdote- "I cant look that old"
ANECDOTE-HIS FATHER
POEM -YOUNG Vs OLD
WHEEL OF EMOTIONS BY ARUN LAKSHMANAN
MODEL OF A NEWS ANALYSIS -AUDIO AND SCRIPT
AUDIO SKIT ON COVID 19 BY ARUN LAKSHMANAN
A DISCUSSION ON DEATH PENALTY COMPILED BY CKR
SILENCE.... AND *SLEEPLESS NIGHTS BY ASWATHY MATHEW
HOW PROPHETICAL KALAM WAS - CKR
TRANSALATION OF THE POEM- RENUKA
TRAINING IN LISTENING -CKR
ASSIGNMENT FOR 12 STUDENTS ON WOMEN EMPOWERMENT
Student essays on Women Empowerment
How to crop a pic using Gimp availble in Ubintu ?
CLASSROOM ENGLISH TO GET STUDENTS SPEAK ENGLISH CLICK THIS LINK
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BASHEERIAN EXPRESSSIONS
STORY OF AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR ( FOR THOSE FAILED IN EXAMS)
3Ls of EmpowermentPART2 PART 1 BY Jamsheena,HSST ,FAROOK HSS
AN INTERACTIVE SESSION ON COVID SCOUT UNIT THIRUVALL
GOOGLE CLASSROOM BY ASAP
COVID AFFECTED PROVERBS
STAY THERE WHEN SOME ONE NEEDS YOU
ANY WOMAN :EXPLANATION IN ENGLISH AND MALAYALAM
YOUNG VS OLD. (A POEM)
THE LETTER C AND COVID
PK JAYARAJ'S PAGE FACEBOOK
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TASK 1
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PROVERBIAL IMOJEES
Find out the 11 English proverbs....
🔻🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺🔻🔺
1) 💪 = 💰
2) Ⓜ☕ 🍯🍴🍶 📢📢
3) ✒ >>>>>> 🔪
4) H1⃣s☕ the 👌 👮y
5) 🐝 a 🇮🇹an 👉👈 🇮🇹
6)⚡⭐🎆🎇🔅🔆=❌ 💍
7) 🕕 & 🌊 ◽s4⃣✖👤
8) 📕📰📓 = 🔋🔌
9) 📢🐕 ❌ 😬
10) 🍎 a ⛅ 💊💉👉👉
11) 👫👬👭👪 = 💪
☺ ...put your brain to work now
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A CLEVER PARENT
I remember my Dad used to put his thumb impression on my report card, instead of signing...
I asked him one day :
Being a Manager in an Airline, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card ?
My Dad replied :
You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated !!.Good day😊
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A VERY POSITIVE COMMUNICATION BETWEEN A PARENT AND THE TEACHER
Now a days teachers are not allowed to say or write anything negative... A few interesting letters from teachers to get around this....... I loved every one of them😉
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PRINCIPAL
Dear Parent,
We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have, however, humbly requested him to stoop to our level and condescend to do his homework. Your support is appreciated.
Yours anxiously,
Teacher
......................................TEACHER (FIND OUT THE SUBJECT)
Dear Parent,
Your child's distaste for mundane subjects such as mathematics shows an imaginative mind. Why, he wonders, does the square of the hypotenuse have to be equal to the square of the other two sides in a right-angled triangle? It is no wonder that he has scored a splendid zero in his math exam. Unfortunately, even brilliant students have to pass exams. Could you gently break that news to him?
Yours entreatingly,
Teacher
......................................TEACHER (FIND OUT THE SUBJECT)
Dear Parent,
We are pleased your child has one of the same qualities that Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company, possessed. Like him, your son believes that history is bunk. But it may be best to disabuse him of the notion that the Mughal emperors were Amar, Akbar and Anthony.
Yours beseechingly,
Teacher
......................................TEACHER (FIND OUT THE SUBJECT)
Dear Parent,
Your child submitted a blank paper for last week's science test, influenced perhaps by Albert Camus who said 'Whether the earth or the sun revolves around the other is a matter of profound indifference'. Your son shares that profound indifference, undoubtedly for philosophical reasons. But could you inform him that in order to study philosophy, he has to pass class eight first?
Yours plaintively,
Teacher
......................................TEACHER (FIND OUT THE SUBJECT)
Dear Parent,
Your son has obviously read Friedrich Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil, which is why he was copying from the boy next to him during yesterday's test. Like Nietzsche, he believes that Supermen like him have little use for conventional notions of morality. The teacher who caught him copying is a conventional type who gave him a zero.
Yours desperately,
Teacher
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Dear Parent,
We are impressed by your child's knowledge of martial arts. In the past month, he has broken two legs, four arms and three noses. He also shows prudence while fighting, taking care to pick on weaker boys. For some reason, however, the fathers of the boys who were beaten up are planning to go to your home with hockey sticks.
Yours wretchedly,
Teacher
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DON'T BE A KALINIC"(STORY OF CROTIA IN WORLD CUP FOOTBALL )
PRIDE GOES BEFORE A FALL !
Croatia came to this World Cup with only two natural strikers. Mario Mandzukic, the guy who scored the winner goal in the match against England.
The other was Nikola Kalinic. He was on the bench for Croatia's first game against Nigeria. With five minutes to end that game, the coach instructed him to dress up and replace another player.
Kalinic angrily refused to play, in protest of being left on the bench.
He saw himself a top player, and wouldn't come on for just five minutes. The coach turned to another player Pjaca for the substitution.
After the match, Kalinic refused to apologize, despite appeals from other coaching staff.
The coach then sacked him from the team, and sent him home from Russia. Kalinic flew for holidays, and even posted pictures of himself enjoying elsewhere.
After all, he seemed to imagine, Croatia won't go anywhere in the tournament. But without him, the team managed to win their matches.
Croatia has achieved their greatest football achievement in history, reaching the World Cup final.
The remaining 22 players are national heroes. Their names would forever be inscribed in the hearts of generations.
Kalinic should have been part of this glory but is now a butt of ridicule all because of minutes of anger, minutes of pride and bloated ego.
He may have regretted now. He may have realized his tomfoolery. But it is too late. These stories about life are quite familiar to us, but do we really learn lessons from them? Are they profoundly applied to all spheres of life?
Learn to CUT PRIDE. Learn to control anger and DEFLATE EGO and ultimately, learn to say SORRY.
Years of SWEAT and DEDICATION can all be shattered by moments of ANGER and PRIDE.
DON'T BE A KALINIC"
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DEMOLISH A SCHOOL ?
Anecdote-Do not judge a book by its cover
Today, I got in Churchgate local from Virar. This old lady (very thin, wearing messy clothes, carrying unorganised bag full of clothes) got in local when all the seats were occupied. Being very thin, she did not need much space. So she requested all the ladies (who were sitting spreading their legs as much as they can in order to pretend that there is no space even for an ant!) to shift a bit so that she can manage to sit. The lady was so thin that she needed as much space as a 2-3 yrs old kid would need! But still, ladies were denying to shift as if they have been fixed there with fevicol 😊
I had to make them 'realise' that if they would be kind enough to sit without spreading legs, this old female would get a seat! After having a few mins of 'unhealthy discussion', they agreed to shift. But gave very disgusting look to the lady. And asked me to let her sit beside me because they did not want to sit next to an untidy person!
I was lucky enough that she chose to sit next to me. I was feeling so sad that she had been judged and ridiculed because of her attire, personality and messy bag. I told her not to feel bad about the hurtful comments she got from those ladies!
The lady just smiled and said "I never feel bad about it. Because their comments are limited only upto this journey of 1 hour. Their perception cant make any difference to my 65 yrs of journey and to the rest of it! It is not their fault that they don't know that this messy, weak old lady was a state level hockey player when she was young. They don't know that this lady they are denying today to sit next to has worked in French embassy of India as a certified bilangular. They don't know that the lady they are finding ugly today, was a part time model in her young days! They don't know that the lady they are finding weak, is so strong that even after losing her husband and their only daughter, she moved on in life with joy! They don't know that the lady they are asking "pehli baar aayi hai kya train me?" is travelling in Mumbai locals since 1940. They don't know that the lady they are advising to sit at home in this age, travels DAILY from Virar to Bandra in "peak" hours to teach unprivileged children, so that they won't become like one of these people when they will grow up!"
😊 such a tight slap to all those who judge a book by its cover 😊
I could not resist to take a selfie (though its not perfect) with Ivy and post it here along with her thoughts so that we all could learn from her.
Before we parted our ways, she recognised the question in my eyes, and said, "Ivy is one type of a plant. You did not learn it in your school days?"
God make us meet some people for a reason!
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Interesting bit for English lovers(a sentence without using a single 'E'? )
Once Ishwarchandra Vidyasagar jokingly asked Madhusudhan Dutt, "As you are a Master in English, can you make a sentence without using a single 'E'?"
Dutt, the genius, wrote this...
"I doubt I can. It’s a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It’s as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It’s not worth it."
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a brief review of a film
THREE FRIENDS ;THREE PATHS
A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FROM TRIGNOMETRY
When I was in class 7 ,
I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!
One day, I asked my English Teacher,
"Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. ......??????
My English Teacher said,
"We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent ".......
(I was even more confused .....?????)
During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container. ....!!!!!!!
My English Teacher : What happened?
I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.
I replied, "Madam, I thought 'H' was silent.
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Effect of Whatsapp on the English language....
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KILLER ENGLISH by TEACHERS
PT Teacher: You three of you, stand together separately.
Geography Teacher: Will you hang that map or else I'll hang myself.
Principal: Tomorrow call your parents, especially Mother and Father.
And the terrific one:
English Teacher: Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm in the class!
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HEADACHE
SPELLING SPARKLES
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