Contradictions

 English is FULL of contradictions(Oxymorons)

Here are some funny ones:

1)  Found Missing

2)  Open Secret

3)  Small Crowd

4)  Act Naturally

5)  Clearly Misunderstood

6)  Fully Empty

7)  Pretty Ugly

8)  Seriously Funny

9)  Only Choice

10) Original Copies

11) Exact Estimate

12) Tragic Comedy

13) Foolish Wisdom

14) Liquid Gas

And The newest Mother of all is

15) "Social Distancing"-compiled by Mohananan Master Chakkarakkallu Kannur

These kinds of usages are called oxymorons-CKR